San Diego Shoots Its Wad: Entire 'Big Bay Boom' Goes Off in 15 Seconds

The ultimate bummer, at KNSD-TV San Diego, "Fireworks Shot Off Early in Bay" (via Memeorandum).

And for the gay sexual abandon, see Towleroad: "It was an embarrassing moment [for] organizers, to be sure, but provides the viewing public with an incredible, though short-lived, orgy of sparkles, crackles and pops."